Thursday, November 16, 2006

You are still a good kisser...



Everybody loves Raymond :

Time : Before marriage of Ray & Debra.

Ray works as service man for a sofa company. Debra (knows Ray some how) complains that he did tighten one of the sofa's leg properly and wants him to fix it soon.

Ray arrive Debra's house and she was in kitchen.

Ray: Hi, is it the left leg...
D: yeah, it is..
R:Ok, I will get it done....
(Ray tries to tighten it and finds that he can't tight it further)
R:This is not loose. (Looking at Debra) Are you sure this is loose ?
D: Yeah, Iam sure.
R: No it is not, I cant tighten it further.
D:Oh is it, I thought it was loose.
(After a pause..) I've cooked some food and seems it is more, you want to have some ??
R:(With his typical innocent look) Oh yeaH sure sure, (pause) wrap it up , I'll have it in my truck.
D: (disappointed by this, but tries to hide her disappointment)Well if you want to have it HERE, have it..
R: (again with a typical look)Oh ok..(After a pause) Did you cook this expecting some guests, and they didn't showup ??
D: (Smiles at him & in a low voice)No they are here..
R: (Puzzled by the response, and started eating ...)
R: wat is this ??
D: Oh this is lemon chicken.
R: Oh this is great...I can have this for my whole life...(pause) I have more...
D: Oh really, do u like this. Actually nobody likes my cooking (smiles at him, a little pause,). Ray your family seems to be nice ...
R: Yeah they SEEMS to be nice ...(after a pause) so sofa's left leg is not really loose isn't it !!This is all you made...
D: (Smiles at him )Do you want to drink something...
R: Yeah sure....wait I will get it (saying so he rushes to the fridge..and some comdey of err happens, debra fell down. Ray helps her in gettin up, when Debra pull him down and started kissing him hardly..).
D: Dont think Iam like this always..
R: No noo...naah...
D: You are a good kisser..
R: No no no, I think u r in shock
D: No NO, you are really a good kisser....

(Scene change...)

Time : The whole above conv. is in flash back. Ray and Deb, comes back to present (after flash back)
Ray: can I have more lemon chicken...
D: yeah your chicken ..(thorows carelessly chicken in to Ray's plate from distance, ..)Howz it ray ??
R: Yeah it is great..(a small pause) still great....
D: (Kises Ray and says )You are still a good Kisser...

Camera zooms out...in the next table 3 of their kids are having their dinner...
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